WASHINGTON-- Melissa, the highly popular Mexican pop singer and daughter of El Mencho, the former head of the Knights Templar, visited Washington DC at the invitation of General James Jacoby, Jr. of the US NORTHCOM and SOCNORTH Military Divisions to deliver a concert, attended by a number of American dignitaries.
While she departed for the airport, authorities attempted to arrest Melissa, on suspicion of her connections to the Knights Templar Cartel. However, Melissa had already boarded her flight to Mexico and was seated in first class. According to the airport staff, Melissa was not surprised or stressed out by the police at all.
Subsequently, authorities did find out that Melisa’s newly opened donut shop in Washington DC had been employing undocumented migrant workers. Most of the workers came from Mexico and immigration authorities have made preparations to deport much of her staff. They have also discovered that one of her donut lines incorporates marijuana into the donuts. Theses marijuana donuts only are available for certain groups of customers. In addition, marijuana donuts are ordered through special orders and are stamped with a KT (Kiwi-tangerine) logo. However, KT can be interpreted as Knights Templar as well. The DEA and FDA have since suspended the shop's operating license.
