Sunday, May 18, 2014

BREAKING: One Thousand Marines Poisoned in Guerrero


ACAPULCO--
Univision has received an anonymous report from a trusted source of a mass poisoning in Guerrero:


One thousand american marines, who were stationed in the guerrero province without the permission of the mexican government, have been poisoned through the insertion of ricin on their water supply. The attack was perpetrated by a sleeper cell of the jalisco cartel.  

Though American Marines were stationed in Mexico, the amount stationed was significantly higher than previously known. The poisoning has not been reported to the local media or police, and area hospitals have not received any victims seeking treatment.