Sunday, May 18, 2014

Press Statement: Representative of Michoacan, Vigilantes

Press Statement

"The state of Michoacán would like to announce a new holiday to be celebrated every May 18th to mark the day the Vigilante groups of Michoacán successfully tested nuclear weapons. This was not an easy undertaking and we would like to know the American authorities to know we look forward to cooperating with you in the near future." 

"The state of Michoacán would like to commend the American Governments in their resent corporation. We would like all parties involved to know your recent shipment of high quality security drones will be immediately put to use. Your funds will be put to good work and will be used to save lives. We look forward to working with authorities In the future to bring positive change to Mexico."

Representative of Michoacan