US Plans to Invade Mexico, Makes Plans to Assassinate Director of the FBI

Earlier today, the New York Times received an anonymous tip from a member of the US Government with the following statement: “High ranking members of the US government have contacted Cartel Leaders, threatening to begin a land invasion of Mexico to devastate the country and the cartels. However, they promised not to launch the assault if the cartels were to assassinate the US Director of the FBI and the US Secretary of Homeland Security. Our intelligence suggests the American people are growing tired of the violence and incompetency of the federal government.”