BREAKING NEWS: COCAINE FOUND IN PRESIDENT NIETO’S LIMOUSINE
Several grams of cocaine were found early this morning in President Nieto’s limousine. President Nieto was attending an event in Mexico City. Federal Police searched the car under a warrant issued to search for evidence of dealings with various cartel leaders, and in the search found small amounts of cocaine hidden throughout different car compartments. President Nieto has been apprehended by police and taken in for questioning.