Saturday, May 17, 2014

Attempted Arrest of President Nieto by Federal Police Commissioner



Political tensions explode as Commissioner General of Federal Police, Enrique Ceballos attempted to arrest President Enrique Nieto in Mexico City earlier today. Commissioner Ceballos, deviating from proper legal procedure, attempted to arrest the President without a warrant for the crime of “allowing the USA to attack Mexico”- the Commissioner was likely referring to the recent drone attack on a soup kitchen in Acapulco. It is suspected that the commissioner may have been intoxicated at the time- local police forces had to restrain Ceballos and remove him from the situation.